The 2004 remake of the 2002 classic! The goofiest chorus award goes to...
rock
rap
music
cool
sex
future
flash
pimp
soldier
daddy
millennium
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Story behind the song
This is a 2004 remake of the 2002 classic that i lost in the big computer crash. One of the first songs i made with FruityLoops. A lot of the lyrics have been changed but most of the second verse was written way back in 2002.
Lyrics
M I double L E double N I U M S O L D-I-E R
Flash DADDY em-PHATICALLY
Bustin’ RHYMES stoppin’ on DIMES
Makin’ YALL listen to ALL
The words I’m SAYING like a sprinkler I’m SPRAYING
A lyrical assault like Operation Iraqi Freedom
Except there’s WMD’s here to help me BEAT ‘EM
Let me retrieve what I got up my SLEEVE
It’s under lock and key so cain’t nobody THIEVE
In my arsenal I got a secret WEAPON
Yall try to hold me down but I fly high like a ZEPPELIN
‘Cause all yall crappy – and mediocre
Don’t puff cancer sticks ‘cause I ain’t a dumb smoker
Midnight toker – my name is Maurice
Label me Jason ‘cause I’m seekin’ the golden FLEECE
My rap game gets hotter while yours gets colder
I’m Flash Daddy – Millennium Soldier
Once again lemme remind you that my name is Flash Daddy
I’ll stomp yall flatter than a hamburger PATTY
To all yall thinkin’ you can take me OUT
Your rap stinks worse than a big brown TROUT
And MINE smells better than Calvin KLEIN
I’ll cut you down like a Christmas pine
I don’t give a damn if you can rap like me
See if you can avoid the booby trap like me
‘Cause I dodge and duck like Indiana JONES
I don’t even have time for these Flash Daddy clones
Flash Daddy representing his CITY
So turn up the speakers and blast this ditty
I went AWOL like George W. Bush
But I’m back in the game – I just needed a push
And while you sit there getting older
I’m Flash Daddy – Millennium Soldier
A Millennium Soldier – has a lot of FLAVOR
Your girl took a taste of me – and she SAVORED
‘Cause I’m colorful like a pack of life SAVERS
And you should see my show of LASERS
Girlies see me coming and start to SWOON
The beat starts playin’ like name that tune
“Is that Pimp of the Future or Saving My Christmas?”
And all yall haters are sleeping with the fishes
Jabronis talk smack like Warren Sapp
Then they receive a gigantic SLAP
Like when the Panthers whooped up on the EAGLES
Schmucks step up and prove they’re FEEBLE
I like girls from age fifteen to thirty
And I don’t give a damn if yall think I’m DIRTY
I looked at your girlfriend – and this is what I told her
I’m Flash Daddy – Millennium Soldier!