Lyrics
When I find myself with piles of dishes
In the sink confronting me
Andy to the rescue:
"Let Aunt Bee"
And when the floor needs mopping because
Opie couldn't hold his pee
Who cleans up the whizzin'?
Let Aunt Bee
Let Aunt Bee, let Aunt Bee
Let Aunt Bee, yeah let Aunt Bee
Who will do the laundry?
Let Aunt Bee
And when we're hosting dinner just for
Everyone in Mayberry
Don't go in the kitchen;
Let Aunt Bee
And though you hear her sobbing cause she
Dropped a meatloaf on her knee
Who will bring more pretzels?
Let Aunt Bee!
Let Aunt Bee, let Aunt Bee
Let Aunt Bee, yeah let Aunt Bee
That's why God made women
Let Aunt Bee
Let Aunt Bee, let Aunt Bee
Let Aunt Bee, yeah let Aunt Bee
Who will scrub the toilets?
Let Aunt Bee
Let Aunt Bee, let Aunt Bee
Let Aunt Bee, yeah let Aunt Bee
Bitch make me a cobbler
Let Aunt Bee
She knows that we're just joking; she is
Still our favorite employee
Who could use a smoke break?
Let Aunt Bee
You say that you don't smoke? Well get your
Butt in here and wait on me
Barney wants a backrub
Let Aunt Bee
Let Aunt Bee, let Aunt Bee
Let Aunt Bee, yeah let Aunt Bee
Gomer needs more vodka
Let Aunt Bee
Let Aunt Bee, let Aunt Bee
Let Aunt Bee, yeah let Aunt Bee
Floyd is feeling frisky
Let Aunt Bee
