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Lyrics
Yo, Half Dead and Company is back again. You know the routine, we own
some bitches from Xbox Live, they cry, then we move onto another bitch.
Well now it's lil b's turn...
Yo Yo Yo the name is little b... I love when people look at me especially
when i'm naked he-he,
I say yo I'm the best player to ever touch this videogame I think i'm real
good
and never die
and I say hey damn I'm SOO GOOD I own Kidz everyday
I should be in the hall of fame...
Just like my idol GOD OF PAIN
who sniffs propane
lil blessing is the name
I tell people I will put you down in shame
with my almighty fame
but in reality I have no life
I have no friends maybe because
I'm real white and I wear sun glasses just like henn
and I talk like this "you got owned" (in a dorky voice)
I get beat up at school for being a damn fool
trying to fit in but I really am uncool..
so everyday when I get home
I say oh well fuck all you fags in real life
even the girls I whack off to secretly everynight
so I say hell yeah! it's back to live...
Live is where my life is at
I talk to girls meet new friends
love n worshippin henn
and I play right next to my big bro
and somtimes I start to think is this Heaven?
Possibly maybe? I begin to wonder as my dumbass studers....
Nope sorry lil b you need to wake up and releaize reality
Sometimes I get so frustrated my pms hits early
and eventhough I try my best to hide it I just can't seem to
get the hold of it but hey at least I hit puberty
although sometimes my voice will ramble on an on
and you'll hear the crackle every now and then
oh well at least people believe I go out with a girl named jen but really
his name is Ken.
Lil b Lil b oh where could he be? sniffin?Hitchin? Cleaning his momys
kitchen?
Possibly but wait hold on...
Oh yea that's right on the forums bitchin again
always talkin shit acting like another gop
I hear non-stop complaints from lil b
Like... OMG that guy was camping
Shoot me in the back when I'm not looking
because I didn't have time to get bookin
I get really upset when my bro
gets girls I say OH NOO HE IS ALREADY TOOKEN!
But hey I'm always willing to suck another cock...
Lil b you really need to stop your bitchin.....
I always brag about having a life not playing everyday
but really xbox is my only life
and I got somethin to say so here it goes...
everyone just needs to stop and listen
because it's time for my daily bitchin
so I say hey its time for my uber clan match
GOD vs. Uti, damn guess who's winning?
I say damn I got owned like the bitch that I am
but who cares I will blame it on my teammate
oh well uti lost again I guess it's time
to go kiss ass on pos and possibly X
I follow them around for a few months
but no one lets me in so I start to bitch
then I run to my brother cryin like this..
why can't I join a good clan,
I always provide the first class pleasure
big brother tell them I'm good tell them I own
tell them if they choose one they have to choose the other
Right BIG BROTHER RIGHT?
Sometimes I begin to wonder what having pussy feels like
but then thoughts come to my head and I say
hell yeah I will just rape my mother
somtimes I try to make moves on my bigger brother
I say hey do you want to be gay with mAAy
He says hell no you fucking faag
So I just think I was mis-tooken
but then I get mentally shooken
so I get pissed at my brother and
say hey guys I'M LOOKIN FOR A CLAN!(DORKY VOICE)
Lil b Lil b oh where could he be?sniffin?Hitchin? Cleaning his momys
kitchen?
Possibly but wait hold on...
Oh yea that's right on the forums bitchin again
always talkin shit acting like another gop
I hear non-stop complaints from lil b
Like... OMG that guy was camping
Shoot me in the back when I'm not looking
I didn't have time to get bookin..
I really get upset when my bro gets girls
I say OH NOO HE IS ALREADY TOOKEN!
But hey I'm always willing to suck another cock...
Lil b you really need to stop your bitchin..