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Yo the other day I met this girl on aim
SuperSexySally was her username
she reminded so much of that fat loser, god of pain
she just wouldnt shut up, just loved to complain
but it dont matter, they cyber all the same
So i said "hey baby relax, can I do u a favour"?
maybe we can hop on instant messenger later?
for a little something of that you know what
perhaps we can IM "LiL sExY" foe a three-way-cyber FUCK
she was a gothic chick, loved Copporal BT
I said Im experienced when it comes to sexy writing
I wrote "I'd suck on your belly", I'd touch your tits
I'd run my togue slowly down your body and make my way to your clit
She replied, "O yea I would just love that"
Yo I love having sex online cuz my dick can be larger than a rats
I'm lookin in chatrooms to cyber, cuz im a loser thats really fat
Yo Henn she said, "I almost forgot to mention",
I'm a depressed male and would really like if my life ended
and Im like "Oh my god babe, what a match made in heaven"
You mean to say you cut yourself too?
Sweet Jesus let me Cyber FUCK you
I said where you located girl, I'm willing to travel
Just dont be disgusted when everything I own is tattoed with that WALMART
logo
Now I can't afford to pick you up but we can take a cab yo
But only on my papa's payday
otherwise, I can only afford to bus you ONE WAY
Yo This cuz I gots ta save my lunch money
that my alcoholic janitor dad can pay me
that why Im 25 and still live wit my parents
thats why i dont got a job and depend on my allowance
I never ever got laid, yo my life sucks
I'm willing to CAM to CAM with a fat Cyber slut
Yo Yo Yo I met this real cutie, name's "Heavens Fairy"
yo we proceeded to cyber fuck missionary
She loved it, even though thats a noob posish
I told her to suck me, she replied "LOL", she'd had enough of it
She said, "Henn, you cant even satisfy electronically"
How in the fuck do you ever expect to get with me?
I said "I dont know, Im not too sure"
I proceeded to stutter like a fuckin coward
She said, "Henn, you dont have a job, that is why you're broke"
"Im actually a normal person, I thought this cyber-thing was a joke"
"I cant belive you thought I was serious"
After she typed that i was just furious
Yo I called her a gremlin and I called her fat tits
She then wrote back,"If I were you henn, Id slit my wrists"
I typed, "HaHa Im through trying to get some from you"
"and when it comes to cutting myself, yo I already do"
That night I was really depressed dude
I wondered why would she make fun, when I was being so smoothe
Even with all my effort, no woman would ever spill sex juice
so I opened up my condom box and started to suck off the the lube
Chorus:
Fuck half dead, I aint a reject
listen to me and my online lover chat
"Harder, Deeper, O GOD, YES YES YES"
This proof of me gettin laid online, is sure to bring respect
I lost my virginity to some sexy lookin text
Half Dead is just jealous cuz this fool aint had CYBERSEX
yo Yo Yo I was just about to give up, I had to take a shit
but somebody Instant messaged me so I said I'd hold it
She said I'd like to chat yo I got a pic
this one was blurry but Id still have sex with it
I cant send you one, my face is full of zits
I told her, I really like yo hips
maybe we can meet so I can slip
my small, shrivled dick
between your legs, while i soothe your clit
id lick
your tits
and french kiss
your luscious lips
she replied, "Henn u sound desperate"
I want nothin to do with you, my pic, erase it
I said why you fuckin BITCH
she said if you were a videogame henn, you'd be a glitch
Yo, Now you all know I aint been Fucked, Im still a virgin
It aint bad when your twelve, but Im twenty-five and some things i find
concernin
Will I ever make somethin of myself?
Or will I be the sex-life equivalent of MC hammer's cds, always sittin on
the shelf?
I lie to everyone online about me gettin laid
i couldnt get any if the bitch didnt expect to get paid
I me