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Lyrics
Yo Yo Yo look at my tag, the name's hennesey
Im so proud of the fact that I think i'm an xbox celebrity
When i was young, I said fuck school now look at me
I played wolfenstein all day, now i lead B-7-P
I got really mad and quit my clan to join Z
Man did I feel like a douchbag when I heard they didnt accept me
and Yo Fuck MaZin, who needs him, and Fuck his clan, G-O-D
I can still start a clan with god of pain becuz he's all on my dick, luckily
and yo i said before, i'm still a virgin honestly
Girls never liked me, and they never respect me, all girls do is flat-out
reject me
Even with all my effort I couldnt get fucked by a goddamn tranny
Yo I'm mad at the world for messing up my chances with baby
I really loved her, and I really dont care if shes a fat porker u see
I would have been willing to clean twice the trash for a chance with her
pussy
One of these days I'd really like to feel a tongue on my shriveled dick
I'll fuck whatever, Even babygirl's crusty clit
and I couldn’t give a fuck if the smell makes me sick
Chorus:
hey baby can we play xbox live later?? (Background: Henn you silly reject)
hey baby can u do me a "favor"?? (Background: Henn, keep pretendin to have
sex)
hey baby can we cyber?? (Background: Henn, u make me sick)
hey babygirl i really want you to CYBER SUCK my dick
realize im a janitor and life ain't all mops and broomsticks
Fuck the baby haters, she's my girl and deserves to be respected
Shes still a female , and to her masculine voice, Im sorta attracted
I probably shouldnt say this aloud, i know you're all laughing
laughing at my misfortune, laughing at my bad luck
Damn i gotta get laid before i die, I gotta get fucked
Damn yo, I define the term "LOSER", yet I claim to go to clubs
the truth is I consider myself gettin lucky when my mom gives me a hug
u see shes my stepmom so it aint bad if with her, I have some wild sex
The only problem is when i asked her she said no, damn im a reject
(BAckground Singing: Proven once again o Yea yea yea)
so i sit I think and I ponder
what would it be like to get laid? i wonder
so i power up my pimpin' pentium 2 PC
hoping and praying that a girl talks to me
but they dont so i get real sad i get real mad
so i steal money from mama and make a new gamertag
this time ill name it 'Wreckonize"
maybe get a few more 10 year old kids to believe my lies
i figure if they let me cheat to get a 10 to 1, ill be doin fine
KILLS, KILLS, and POINTS are about to be all mine
Chorus:
hey baby can we play xbox live later?? (Background: Henn you silly reject)
hey baby can u do me a "favor"?? (Background: Henn, keep pretendin to have
sex)
hey baby can we cyber?? (Background: Henn, u make me sick)
hey babygirl i really want you to CYBER SUCK my dick
realize im a janitor and life ain't all mops and broomsticks
Baby Girl ill write you a love letter and sign it "Marky Mark"
I dont care if your an ugly piece of garbage i dont wanna fuck you in the
dark
I had rather have the lights on, so i can get my dick through the fat, yo
lets get it on
I know im crazy, I know I need help, but when we have cybersex baby, i stay
really calm
Well it appears that way but my cock really wants to explode like a bomb
and if you will marry me online, i'll talk to you everyday
I love when you speak about your odors, i just wanna jack away
all over my xbox live microphone
and baby u can call me anytime cuz im always at home
ill be on wolf so i guess Im doin nothing
r u kidding? u thought my life would ever mean something?
so lets keep in touch, or maybe more
ill defend you when anyone calls you a fat whore
i'll beat em at wolfenstein, with my medic-whoring score
and what would they say? What the bejesus are they gonna do?
word of advice to anyone, kill me in my server and im going to ban you
Chorus:
hey baby can we play xbox live later?? (Background: Henn you silly reject)
hey baby can u do me a "favor"?? (Background: Henn, keep p