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Lyrics
yo yo yo muhfuccas its me your homeboy Vick
Im twenty four years old and try to bring other people down by talkin shit
but only online cuz I am low on the food chain
I failed everything in my life so I feel the need to prove my worth in-game
I work at mcdonalds and I hear nonstop complaints
Im an idiot and cant flip a burger properly mang (lol)
I speak like dis and I like to say DA
I feel I sound way more gansta
If I take the T-H-E out of the word THE
ay yo I skipped school everday a few years back
I was always chasin fat chicks tryin to get em in the sac
but I never had no luck
Im like damn, Im as bad as Hennesey cuz I never been fucked
so I searched all the smart white kids book bags for an application
I felt if I could steal their resume, Id have great satisfaction
so I did and applied to my favorite store
got a job wit mickey D's where I met this fat whore
that later became my fat moldy and crusty wife
cuz my condom broke when I fucked her over greasy burger grills that night
Chorus:
Vick Vick you silly sad spic
I love how online, you act like you're the shit
but when you go outside, youre nothing but a burger-flipping bitch
So ill take a coke, fries and a big mac
ill buy your poor ass one too, and hope you die of a heart attack
you fuckin fatass loser
your condom broke but thats no reason to be a wife abuser
Yo Yo Yo I think I sound real tough when I state I never smile
I want to appear gangsta online, that would be just wild
I wanna sound tough so I put False Reality down
I state Im better, always walkin around
with a cheap malt liquor 40 and a frown
I beat my wife, gave her a black eye
I hate her for creatin my problems, i wish she would die
along with my four year old faggot son
Im depressed and sucidal, can someone lend me a gun?
cuz Im broke from my shitty job and cant afford one
but i really wanna put myself out of my own misery
Yo Yo Yo if I had only gone to college or university
Id be finished, Id be makin lots of money
Id be living in a mansion istead of a small apartment, infested with
cockroaches
Id rather not smile and steal lots of crack and smoke it
when I feel upset I take a bath, grab my man boobs and soak it
I look to my fat wives ass and just grope it
Chorus:
Vick Vick you silly sad spic
I love how online, you act like you're the shit
but when you go outside, youre nothing but a burger-flipping bitch
So ill take a coke, fries and a big mac
ill buy your poor ass one too, and hope you die of a heart attack
you fuckin fatass loser
your condom broke but thats no reason to be a wife abuser
Yo Yo Yo I am a pathetic excuse, I am really sad
I wonder when my son goes to school, what will he think of his dad?
when he hears the other boys parents are doctors and pilots
when he hears they take vacations, and in my home there is nothing but
violence
sometimes I need to escape, I really do
Thats why I play wolf and try to intimidate you
by saying I can lift more weight than everyone by a bunch
Im so much better than you but even with my discount I cant afford a McDeal
lunch
and everything I have in my frige is moldy and stale
I wish I could get full by breathing in my crack smoke laced air
yo i cant afford a meal, cant afford food
but I somehow am really overweigght dude
like go figure, I guess God hates me
I say I wear the pants, but in my marriage, my fat wife rapes me
I suck dick, but i am ill with my lyrical battles
I think I am so tough but I cant afford a cheap cut of diseased cattle
all my foods come canned, ay my wife eats alot
I wish I never got her pussy, instead an assfuck
but that sweaty crusty pussy cost me my life, I never have no luck
Chorus:
Vick Vick you silly sad spic
I love how online, you act like you're the shit
but when you go outside, youre nothing but a burger-flipping bitch
So ill take a coke, fries and a big mac
ill buy your poor ass one too, and hope you die of a heart attack
you fuckin