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Lyrics
Artist: God of Pain the Grammar Gangsta
Title: Spellcheck my Life And You Will Find Lots Of Errors
Album: **** looks, I Love My Books and My Pimp Spellchecker
Written/Produced: HaLf DeAd 187
Spellcheckers Inc.
2004 Copright. All Right Reserved.
It's me the Gramma Gangsta and Yo i sit around refreshing the forums all day
refresh and refresh like my stats to check if someone wrote somethin about me
I looked, looked, and searched and saw half deads song, O YAY
I play this game so much and take great pride in the fact that yall know my name
I feel so lucky with my thousands of kills and my wolfenstein fame
and if yall dont know who this is, yo its GOD OF PAIN
when i saw his post I had to ramble on again and again
I never shut my mouth, you know how I am
Click, Click, Click I enterered the thread
I read very closely all the words that he said
It took me all day to get over it, I was very upset
Like poor Hennesey, I thought about cutting my neck
If you didnt know, heres how the song basically read
It talked about me being a total loser
I had to stick up for Henn cuz halfdead is an abuser
and this i dont like, no siree
Yo Yo Yo Half dead completely owns me
all i can do is tell him he forgot to include an apostrophe
yo yo yo everyone dont find him funny
Yo Instead I want you to thnk hes real mean
It is really rude, the way he makes fun of me
Yo but I know where half dead went wrong
Yo this noob forgot to spellcheck his posts like OH MY oGODo
He spells "U" just like that
His inconsistent typing makes me really really mad
i just cant stand when people have a typo
I process all my messages through Microsoft word "BRO"
I think I'm real smart cuz my posts have no
mistakes, or a muthafuckin error yo
it reflects your intelligence
and anyone who has a sense of humor, at wolf imma kick all your asses
I like to post rhymes bout grammar but please half dead dont break my glasses
*Does that pose with crossed arms and hat lol*
My specs are really worth alot of money
and if you broke em, I wouldnt be able to view the TV
and if I couldnt play xbox, Where would I be?
and if I couldnt read the forums, where would I be?
Yo what would I do
if I couldn PMS online to all of you?
Chorus:
Yo homies I just love to spell
I practice day and night to get my grammar real well
and If you want a lesson that would be just swell
i wanna appear smart when you look at me
I use lots of commas, and I just love the apostrophe
Ill teach yall to spell when you insult my life's history
Yo Yo Yo im undefeated one on one, to this game I bring so much terror
but if you were to spellcheck my life, you'd find lots of errors
Yo i play xbox all the time cuz every girl wants nothing to do with me
Yo YO Yo It dont matter, I get great marks in biology,
i wish i were a scientist yo i love chemistry
oh my god "BRO" man I love science
I think im so cool but dont have the money to afford xbox, it's financed
I love proofreading my posts 5 times a day and i aint even lyin
When I read Halfdead's song I was in my room cryin
The truth is I wish I could have just half a brain
then perhaps I could go out instead of stayin on the forums postin another complaint
but at least I proofread em
I make up sh*t up about halfdead cuz I dont like him
I call him a no one, I call him a NOOB
Ill own him at wolf now whatcha gonna do?
im so elite with grammar, i would destroy you
I never made a typo, never in my life
I gave up xbox, so in posts, everything would be spelled just right
And As you can see with my 6000 messages, I practice every night
Chorus:
Yo homies I just love to spell
I practice day and night to get my grammar real well
and If you want a lesson that would be just swell
i wanna appear smart when you look at me
I use lots of commas, and I just love the apostrophe
Ill teach yall to spell when you insult my life's history