Frostburn Upon The Winter of Mankind's Discontent
Frostburn...cold... elephant bread!
Story behind the song
This song was a struggling tale of Billy Joe Shabbado Junior as he climbed Carpathia in search of fame and a cool looking sword. But he only found what it was like to be cold and forstbitten. Also found out what it was like to have a women give him pleasure because she was dead and frozen and couldn't say no.
Lyrics
It’s cold
Hoth cold
Like the planet in “empire”
Frozen carcass lying
On the highest peaks of carpathia
Frost overcomes
Temperature drops
Do you know how cold it is?
So it has come to this
From the fires of Ragnarok!
I have been left here to die!
I shall be frostbitten this night!!!
It’s cold
Hoth cold
WAIT! We’ve already made that Star Wars reference.
(in Norwegian): It’s cold, oh so cold.
Mr Jingles, why have you stopped moving?
It’s because you’re frozen!
I am discontent with the coldness
I am mankind! I am discontent
I am alone in the frostbitten cold
I am alone, so alone in the cold
I will not survive this night
Cold!
Frostbite!
Elephant Bread!
Cookies!
Milk!
Hot black tar!