Lyrics
Copenhagen is my one true love, it never let me down
When you put it in your lip its impossible to frown
There are people who say that chew is really bad
I listen to those fuckers and it really makes me mad
Fuck the warning labels
Cope builds moral
Ive got a strategy kill the surgeon general
CHORUS:
Im gonna slit his wrist and skin him alive
Gonna let the copenhagen business thrive
Whoever he is he'll no longer be breathin
You fuck with Cope, You fuck with the copenheathens
This product may cause a little tooth decay
I don't really care what the fuck you have to say
Mouth cancer and the ladies don't like it
Surgeon general i'm gonna knife your shit
The tobacco industry is way too strong
It can only get better after this song
America's pasttime, the players like to chew
Surgeon general you must be a Jew
Tell Barry Bonds to put the can down
He'll use his steroids and knock you around
Why can't you see, tobacco's not jive
Now I must bury you alive