My wife just left me and my kids just ran away
This by far my worst fuckin day
I want to end it all and do some self mutilation
I open my can and it brings me salvation
I look in the mirror and actually see hope
A little bit of nicotine and I can finally Cope.
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AHHHHHH
When you're down and out and you think it's over
AHHHHHH
Look to your lucky can it's a 4 leaf clover
My boss just fired me and my landlord kicked me out
I got some diarreah from eating sauerkraut
I cant go on, I can't live another day
Do I have some chew left, this is why I pray
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I lost my faith so I went to see a preist
He said your life's fucked up youre all full of grief
I can't help you, you need a higher power
Get the fuck outta here, you're been here for an hour
So I went to the Vatican, just to see the pope
He said "Get Some CHEW! This is how I "Cope"
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