Lyrics
Mr. Douchebag just assigned a 20 page paper
If he was a girl I swear I would rape her
My other classes are killing all my fun
It's no wonder kids come to school with guns
CHORUS:
Study, Read, Work that is all I fuckin hear
I thought college was about rufies and beer
I need a chew before I start to pout
I pinch some Cope because Skoal is out
Copenhagen blues, there is no such thing
Copenhagen love, this is why I sing
When I put it in my lip I get outta control
Why on Earth would someone wanna chew that nasty Skoal
Point me in the direction to the nearest store of convenience
Everyone's got Skoal but it's Cope that I am fiendin'
It you take my chew away, I'm no longer breathin
I love my chew too much, that's why I'm a Copenheathen