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Jesus Was a Flexitarian
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Need some help justifying the way you eat? Maybe you could look to the example of the great religious figures. Ask yourself, for example, what would Jesus eat?
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Zong of the Week is a group of musicians who have pledged to create a new funny song each week. Our zongs range from political satire to just plain silliness.
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
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Peak #75
Peak in subgenre #42
Author
Vance Lehmkuhl
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zongoftheweek.com
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August 23, 2004
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MP3 4.4 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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This is the Zong of the Week for August 22, 2004
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Jesus was a flexitarian He didn't eat meat, but he sometimes ate fish He stuck to his core beliefs With rare exceptions for chicken or for beef He made up his food plan dish by dish Jesus was a flexitarian He didn't throw stones or try to be the boss You should've heard the King of Kings He said "We gotta respect every single living thing, And if you'd be so good, could you pass me the tartar sauce?" Flexitarians can show you the way A purely casual approach that's right for today Cause it doesn't say It's the right thing to do - but we all know it's true: Jesus just did what was right for him, so it might be right for you. It's easy to be a flexitarian You don't have to worry 'bout carbs or fat But be careful about eating meat Make sure to have some a couple times a week Or you'll slide into veganism, and what's the point of that? Oh every spiritual leader through time Has had an eating plan to help you reach the sublime Confucius had a line of juices Akhnaten had his sauerbraten Isaiah said to hold the maya But Pope John said to pile it on The Buddhists were the first raw foodists & some of them were nudists no, really it's true, dis Moses proposes ketosis in doses but Moses he knowses how phony is he... Jesus was a flexitarian He didn't eat meat, but he sometimes ate fish Once in a while, some lamb And very rarely, a little slice of ham He made up his lifestyle dish by dish Flexitarians can show you the way A purely casual approach that's right for today Cause it doesn't say It's the right thing to do - but we all know it's true: If a diet's good enough for the Son of God, then it's prob'ly good enough for you.
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