This song is about a monster that eats children in Detroit. This title is inspired by a public access show from Seattle, where people would call in and talk to the titular monster.
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This song is about a monster that eats babies.
In the secret lairs
In deepest caves across Detroit
A creature made of paper mache
Rises from ashes and scars of an orphan
Society shuns me for Telling the truth
The jerkbeast has risen prepare to die
The jerkbeast is coming to kill you tonight x2
paper mache taped up monstrosity
With glisening eyes in his face
When jerkbeast rises so will you
But
The jerkbeast is coming to kill you tonight x2
Jerkbeast x5
The jerkbeast is coming to kill you tonight x 4
Jerkbeast and Major Tom have taken control of the bastard children and made them stop being such little fucking faggots
(Cancelled cuz you said a slur)
The jerkbeast is coming to kill you tonight. x6
THE JERKBEAST!