The villain introduces himself to the Canadian forest animals
Beware all of Bouncing Bateese
My fists are my expertise
My pounding will not seem to cease
Beware all of bouncing bateese
Keep out of my way I advise,
Or your facade I'll revisE
I can all sorts of nastiness devise
Keep out of my way I advise
I fear nothing at all in the forest
My punches are quickest and surest
And they fly at the victim the closest
I fear nothing at all in the forest
My cap is a black leather fedora
(aside)
They say it gives me an aura
(sing)
Not seen on animals or flora,
My cap is a black leather fedora
I'm a force with which to be reckoned,
And quickly my foe will be flattened
It will be all over in seconds
I'm a force with which to be reckoned
My friends, you have nothing to fear,
Except Jacques, the one you revere
To him I in challenge appear
But my friends, you have nothing to fear
No, Jacques, I don't come in peace.
Beware of Bouncing Bateese . . .
Bateese!