He drove his pickup truck down Hollywood Boulevard
And made friends with a hooker in a leotard
She's a wild Texan gone Hollywood crazy
She wore his Stetson to the movie premiere
And waved it in the air whenever she cheered
She's a wild Texan gone Hollywood crazy
She said her name was Hollywood, but her real name was Sheila
And they parted ways after a night soaked in tequila
She's a wild Texan gone Hollywood crazy