Willie's eyes got all squinty
Willie Nelson played in my hometown
I bought a ticket though I had to scrounge
He tore it up on Trigger
Made that hole a little bigger
And after the show, I hung around
I saw Willie getting on his bus
I had to tell him I loved his stuff
He said, Much obliged!
And with a twinkle in his eye
He asked me if I'd like to have a puff
Did I smoke?
Did I toke?
You can be damn sure I felt compelled
Did I partake?
Did I get baked?
I'm not the kind to toke and tell
Well Willie lit up a big ole spliff
And I could tell it was strong with just one whiff
Even though it wasn't 4:20
Willie's eyes got all squinty
And he held it up and said, This is good shit
Well everyone should always tell the truth
But what's true for me maybe ain't true for you
Well let's get right to the point
Did I take Willie's joint?
I tell you I did what I had to do