This song is sooo hot. A friend of ours listened to this song and one week later his wife was pregnant. NO LIE.
funny
comedy
tenacious d
gross
shock value
vanndalist
takk
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Story behind the song
Well we were going to write a battle type rap record but i wasn't in the mood for hate, since it was the week of Valentines Day I decided " we should make a love song" Corey Painter said " Ummm alright."
He made the drum beat i told him to add the bass background and 5 minutes later we have a song................... for the ladies.
Lyrics
you should listen to it and figure it out.
The hook is the best part of the song.
updated lyrics
2004
shock value records
featuring
cambodian idol
thats me
and my boy
al hug you
ladies.....
take off your panties
because youre about to get pregnant
ooooooohhhhhhh yeah lets get it onnnnnnnnnnn
so you want to get freaky
so you want to get down
you dress like a nurse
ill dress like a clown
bend you over the table
get ready for pain
looked at you panties
oh shit! what the fuck is that stain?!
so spread you legs up over your head
what is that smell? its like an old loaf of bread
i really love you
as much as i love myself
i dont give a fuck about your age
as long as your under 12
so i want to see you naked
so give me some head
and then your so much better
than the last one who was dead
last night we were freaking
i think i made a mistake
because you name is cheryl
but i screamed out yes jake
i said hand me the remote
you gave me a glance quick
dont back sass me you little
slut and suck my.......
i want to make love now
bitch dont tell me later
im so fucking horny
ill fuck a cheese grater
you smoke 40 packs of cigaretts
you have a tracheotomy on deck
that is fantastic
because i could fuck the shit out of your neck
you seem really angry
i hope you not mad at me
because i took your vibrator
and i used up all the batteries
girl you really know
your the only one in my heart
but i need to remember
to keep my mouth closed when you fart
when im giving you oral
do you like it when i use my teeth
next time give me a warning
when you queef
(chorus repeat twice)
girl tonights the night
tonight
everything will go right
go right
just you and me
together
making love on the balcony
ooohhh yeah
just put that mask on me
put it on me
dont forget the k y jelly
dont forget it
just hold hands with me
you and me girl tonight
sex tapes sex tapes on the internet
(repeat till fade)