Lyrics
Donny Was Eaten
© words and music by C. Stewart ( August 21, 2018 )
He had a big old head
Weighed twenty five pounds
He would open his mouth
And fire off rounds
Donny was eaten by a giant bird
The bird produced a massive turd
The largest turd you've ever seen
Orange and brown and money green
And it didn't smell like roses
Didn't smell like lillies
Smelled like dirty politicians
Donny boy, who you been a kissin'
I said, Donny boy who you been a kissin'
Politicians
Drank their Folgers
They were all in awe
Someone should have measured
That big turd that they saw
But politicians
Hold their privates
Tightly in their hands
It's almost impossible
To know who's in command
Is anyone in command x 3
Anyone, Anyone, Anyone at all
He had a big old head
Weighed twenty five pounds
He would open his mouth
And fire off rounds