Lyrics
The Mooners
© words and music by C. Stewart ( April 16, 2018 )
Mooners from afar
They know who we are
They come from Crater City
Powered by the moon
They will be here soon
They're cheesy and so witty
CHORUS
Their daughters name is Swiss
The little boy is Cheddar
Mommy's name is Velvetta Blue
And everything is better on the moon
Except the meat....
We were ground up
From the ground up
Ground up for meat
We were ground up
From the ground up
By aliens for meat
Tenderness is why
Mooners will fly
Fly, right into our city
Life will still go on
Even when we're gone
Long gone, from our city
REPEAT CHORUS.....
At a golden table
In a golden seat
With a golden fork
The Mooners eat
They loved our fingers
And the fat from our gut
Mooners even loved the
Crack of our butt
Earthlings are tender
Earth wings are tender