Maggie Udder
© words and lyrics by C. Stewart ( July 28, 2018 )
Step right up
And see the girl
The famous Maggie Udder
Upside down
And half exposed
And doesn't have a lover
Maggie does fancy tricks
That none of us can do
Maggie is amazing
She performs for you
Underneith the big red tent
She's one of a kind
Once you've seen her show
Say good-by to your mind
Once you seen her show
Your mind is bent
Her acrobatic nipples
Are causing big ripples
In the dark little
Corner of your mind
Her acrobatic nipples
Are causing big ripples
And act like this is hard to find
Once you seen she show
Your mind is bent
With breathtaking balance
And incredible form
Maggie creates a
Titillating storm
Captivates and controls
The faces in the crowd
And if her mom was there
She would be so proud
"Look mom, no hands"
"Look mom, no hands"