Lyrics
Yard Sale Junkie
© words and music by C. Stewart ( June 2, 2018 )
I'm a yard sale junkie
Bought an old tin can
Bought it from a hippie
Named "Get High Dan "
Slammed on the brakes
When I saw his sign
Four seconds later
Dan's junk was mine
I'm a yard sale junkie
I can't say no
Rain or shine
I'm ready to go
A yard sale junkie
That's all I know
I'd buy a dogs turd
If the price was low
I'm a yard sale junkie
Drive a beat up truck
I bought the handle
From a broken cup
A yard sale junkie
I'm in love with junk
I got an 8 x 10
Of Donald Duck
I'm a yard sale junkie
I can't say no
Rain or shine
I'm ready to go
A yard sale junkie
That's all I know
I'd buy a dogs turd
If the price was low