schnoodles
Lyrics
Say, who's that there
In the blond hair
With the soft stare
Holdin' the leash by the short hair
French braid and the full lips
Gold tips and the bold hips
You can't miss this Miss
When she walks by
With the short skirt
And the long thighs
and when she walks by...
She'll make a waiter stumble and knock his table down
She'll put a horse in a fit
He'll kick his stable down
She'll put an honest man's mind to ruin
And she knows just what she's doin'
She's walking the dog
She's got a sense of style
That meets my approvement
She's always on time
'Cause she's got the Swiss movement
Tick Tock (goes like)
Tick Tock (one time)
Tick Tock (oh)
Her dog can hump my leg
Crap in my yard
Piss on flowerbed
I won't get upset
As long as she keeps walkin' the dog
She's walkin' the dog
I'll have to get me a schnauser, a schnoodle
A lhasa apso or a labradoodle
Or maybe a boxer or a dachsund
Beats toolin' around in my Datsun
Then we can walk 'em together in the park
Play fetch the stick 'til after dark
Clean the dog doo off our shoes
Go home and do as the shitzu
Then we'll be walkin' the dogs...
bow wow wow