It had been months, and still hadn't scored with her...
I bought you dinner
I bought you flowers
I bought you a stuffed animal
I bought you your favorite necklace
I paid for your clothes when you had no money
...and all I got was a kiss.
I held your hand every single day
But I've had enough, this is gay
I lost all my fucking money
and didn't get any fucking honey
Goddamn, All I wanted was a simple lay
But for a princess like you, I had to pay
The game is done, I'm fucking through
Who invented the rules, I say FUCK YOU
CHORUS
PRUDE BITCH
Fucking Die
PRUDE BITCH
Don't ask why
PRUDE BITCH
Just fucking die
What the fuck bitch?
I paid for so much bullshit...
you spoiled fucking cunt rag
Prude-ass motherfucking bitch
We went out for over a month and I didn't get shit
What the fuck am I wasting my time with you for, whore?
You're a fucking prude whore
You won't fucking give in
(in girl voice) Let's take it slow.
BULLSHIT, I'll fuck your little pink ass like an animal
That's what we are bitch, we are fucking animals
do you actually think I care and have feelings about you?
I fucking don't.
I bought you that dinner because I thought I'd be getting
some poon tonight. but nooooooooooooo
You let me down again
and again
and again
CHORUS
Our dates fucking sucked. You just sat there
and looked bored like you always fucking do
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
I don't want to please you. I just want to rape
your fucking ass, whore!
I laughed at your fucking corny jokes.
It sucks acting like a faggot
I have to do it just to get laid with you
and it didn't fucking work anyway.
Oh well, I'll just come home and jerk off
Every night I had to come home and beat off
that semen could've been in YOUR mouth
No fuck that
In YOUR ASS fucking creampieing that shit
NO FUCK THAT
IN your fucking cunt
If you had a baby, I'd rip that shit out
and kill him right in front of you and say
THATS FOR NOT LETTING ME HIT IT THE FIRST NIGHT
Fucking right
FIRST BASE JUST WASN'T ENOUGH!!!!!