A big thanks to the fine performance Tom Wilson gives on this song.
Lyrics
Someone Else's Face
© words and music by C. Stewart / Tom Wilson ( Aug 7, 2014 )
CHORUS...........
Cousin link was mister Kink
The Eyelasher King
He played rubberneck guitar
His naked maid would sing
She sang painful songs about
The bumblebees they caught
Cousin link was dressed in pink
His naked maid was not
link had borrowed someone's ear
And glued it on real tight
Popped in the mayors eyeballs
For 20/20 sight
Her nose was flown from Cleveland
It came in on the double
Undesireables like to stay
One step ahead of trouble
Attached it to a different place
a Girl With Someone Else's Face
link was pink and in disguise
The FBI was so surprised
Repeat CHORUS....