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I saw these kids up on the hill, riding their sleds
And I was like YEAH, I'm gonn MAKE FRIENDS
But as I approached, they saw me coming,
And they got scared, THEN THEY FLED
And they sledded themselves, Right off a cliff
NOW THEY"RE ALL DEAD
and I can't make friends
I saw this helicopter come and drop in, some bad ass snowboarders, HELL YEAH
And I was like, I wanna hang out with them, So I called out, LETS BE FRIENDS
But the volume of my voice caused and Avalanche
NOW THEYRE ALL DEAD
I went to the North Pole so I could be alone, but I happened upon Santa's Elves and I said HELL YEAH,
A bunch of tiny friends, but they got scared and they fled, came back a day later with pitch forks, NOW THEY"RE ALL DEAD
But I felt bad about it, so I went back to Santa's Shack, and said, I'm sorry I killed your kids, NOW HE"S DEAD