Lyrics
Daddy had to work late on Chirstmas Eve, Mommy had a little trick up her sleeve,
She went to his office to surprise him with a treat, But there she found the secretary on her knees
Mommy crept away silently, She went home to prepare for that evening
Daddy like to act like Santa Clause coming down the chimney
But Mom set the automatic fireplace to set off right at midnight, and so did he
We're having a rump roast for Christmas, Cuz Daddy couldn't keep it out of other bitches,
Having a rump roast for Christmas, Cuz Ma caught Pa givin the secretary the business
I came down on Christmas morning to see what was there for me
I found mom putting a cigarette out on a burned corpse of daddy
She looked me in the eyes and said, that's why you don't fuck with me,
and then we had quite the feast
We're having a rump roast for Christmas, Cuz Daddy couldn't keep it out of other bitches,
Having a rump roast for Christmas, Cuz Ma caught Pa givin the secretary the business