My niece, Shalonda Mitchell, wrote the lyrics. I thought they were kind of cute, so I wrote some music for her. Vocal, guitar, bass, mandolin, banjo and drums are my fault
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Parked my Chevy on a tree stump
While I pulled out the fuel pump
Windows go up, not down
But one fell out back a town
Automatic lost a gear
Duct taped bumper in the rear
roof is leaking in the car
One headlight don’t go too far
Steering wheel does tilt down
But not without that dinging sound
Hatchback drops hard
Back seat in the front yard
Unplug the battery
Or you’ll wake up in misery
Black smoke out the tailpipe
Every tire a different type
Two missing hubcaps
Radio works but the wire zaps
This time I hope she starts
Uh-oh time to get more parts
Now it won’t make a sound
Time to take her to the pound
Just come now take her away
I’ll sign the slip call it a day
Wave goodbye to my piece of SSHHHH
Go fast and far if you’re taking it
Now the heap is off my lawn
I’m sure happy that she’s gone
Looking out the window
Waving as I watch her go
This time I have a smile
Now she’s gone her final mile