A song that captures the boldness, the grandeur, the giddy fun of zooming around in outer space. Perhaps the Star Trek folks would have better luck if they made "Star Trek:My Big Fat Starship."
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Story behind the song
This is the Zong of the Week for May 30, 2004
Lyrics
Oh, I've got a big fat starship
I've got a big fat starship
It's big, it's fat, it's my big fat starship
It's big enough for the four of us
And a dog named Canis, he's coming too
Just a small dog but he'll grow on us
Got a nose for space, and his fur is blue
The engine's powered by confusion
When it clogs, all the windows steam up
We've got a great big five-year mission
To see worlds we could never dream up
Come along with me
Come on, you gotta come with me
Without you, empty space would be so empty
We're gonna paint the sky with stars
In my big fat starship
Oh, I've got a big fat starship
I've got a big fat starship
It's big, it's fat, it's my big fat starship
We'll find a robot in our second week
Sitting on some rock, abandoned
And a nine-year-old genius from Planet Geek
He'll fix the engine when we're stranded
It scarcely matters where we go
As long as our space suits look terrific
And our interest in gorgeous alien guys
Of course that's strictly scientific
Come along with me
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Without you empty space would be so empty
There are worlds to discover, wormholes to wander
Creatures, adventures, and riddles to ponder
Oh, I've got a big fat starship
I've got a big fat starship
It's big, it's fat, it's my big fat starship
Oh, I've got a big fat starship
I've got a big fat starship
It's big, it's fast
It's shiny purple, built to last
Other starships are outclassed
So hoist the star flag up the mast
The galaxy is strange and vast
We've got to go and get there fast
In my big fat starship
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