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Grand Piano
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I shudder when I see a shiny grand piano in a new Hollywood blockbuster, because I know it will soon blow up or be crushed by stampeding dinosaurs. Fast ska song with some wicked classical piano licks.
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Zong of the Week is a group of musicians who have pledged to create a new funny song each week. Our zongs range from political satire to just plain silliness.
is a project with a simple goal: to create a new funny song every week. The Zong of the Week creative team has pledged to provide a steady supply of satirical and silly songs for your entertainment. and also at our website, .
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #24
Peak in subgenre #7
Author
Paul Nordquist
Rights
zongoftheweek.com
Uploaded
May 25, 2004
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MP3 3.3 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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This is the Zong of the Week for May 23, 2004
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Grand Piano Action movie, scene eleven, rich guy's mansion True to form, the place is getting trashed Bullet holes in window glass and velvet curtains Vintage Jaguar — oops, the car just crashed Secret agents battle Ninjas, tear the place apart And it's beautifully ironic If you're hit with a priceless work of art I'm just glad they don't have a grand piano No one needs to see one more grand piano Fall victim to Hollywood tonight When good guys fight bad guys Good manners go out the window Along with china, chairs, a chessboard, Bottles, bowls, and a banjo But, please, not the grand piano! It's tragic to see it get ruined The worst is when it's just been Meticulously tuned Action movies never let you see the cleanup Injured flunkies taken to E.R. Workers fixing broken doors and shattered windows Tow truck driver drags away the car The repairs could take up one whole sequel But it'd never sell Unless you add three sexy women And a cyborg beast from hell I'm just glad they don't have a grand piano No one needs to see one more grand piano Fall victim to Hollywood tonight Fall victim to Hollywood tonight Fall victim to Hollywood tonight
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