Lyrics
Perry Como Sweater
© words and music by C. Stewart / Wendy Dumond( Sept. 20, 2013 )
I'd rather get hit by a speeding train
Kiss the ground in a burning plane
Don't make me wear no Perry Como sweater
I'd rather deal with gonad pain
Strike out on Lovers Lane
Let Wendy read my will from a letter
CHORUS...
Cause now I've got this nasty strain
Of amoebic dys-en-ter-y
And I'd rather kiss a harry girl named Larry
Don't make me listen to a disco song
Everything about that's wrong
Don't make me wear no Perry Como sweater
But if I got to wear it all day
This is probably what I'd say
Let Wendy read my will from a letter
Repeat CHORUS...
Hook me up with cellulite booty
Give me full-time jury duty
Don't make me wear no Perry Como sweater
Don't handcuff me to a know it all
I'll beat my head against the wall
Let Wendy read my will from a letter
Repeat CHORUS...
I Calvin Stewart, being FAIRLY sound of mind give the only thing in this world that's worth a damn, my Beatles White Album, and any loose change you can find in my truck to my main squeeze, Harry Larry