HUMORUS LOOK AT INSURANCE AND INSURANCE AGENTS PLEASE WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO ON THE FRONT OF THIS PAGE OR AT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD69A6BEI9o
comedy
money
satire
insurance
car insurance
health insurance
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Story behind the song
IT SEEMS THAT EVERY OTHER COMMERCIAL ON TV IS FOR INSURANCE SO I WANTED TO PRESENT A REALISTIC LOOK AT THE WAY THIINGS REALLY ARE WITH INSURANCE COMPANIES
Lyrics
INSURANCE MAN
CHORUS:
HEY,BABY, I’M THE INSURANCE MAN
FOR YOUR MONEY, I HAVE A PLAN
HEY,BABY, I’M THE INSURANCE MAN
FOR YOUR MONEY, I HAVE A PLAN
VERSE:
I WANT YOUR MONEY TO ADD TO MY WEALTH
GET YOU HYSTERICAL ABOUT YOUR HEALTH
GAMBLING THAT YOU WON’T GET SICK
CHARGING HIGH PREMIUMS SHOULD DO THE TRICK
WHEN YOU ARE ILL AND PREMIUMS YOU CAN’T PAY
WE WILL YANK YOUR BENEFITS AWAY.
NOT ME DRIVING UP THE HEALTH CARE PRICE ON YOUR LIFE, I JUST ROLL THE DICE.
CHORUS:
VERSE:
FIGURE IT OUT BEFORE WE BEGIN
YOU LOSE AND I ALWAYS WIN
MIGHT THINK THAT I’M A CREEP
TO ME, YOU ARE JUST ONE OF THE SHEEP
HAVE A PLAN FOR YOUR HOUSE
WILL EVEN INSURE YOUR SPOUSE
SELL YOU POLICIES WITH ONLY A HITCH
YOU COME OUT POOR, I GET RICH
CHORUS:
VERSE:
CAR INSURANCE, WE WON’T HESITATE
HAVE AN ACCIDENT, WE UP THE RATE
IF THE CAR IS TOTALED, MIGHT AS WELL CRY
WHAT WE PAY , ANOTHER CAR YOU CAN’T BUY
CAR INSURANCE REQUIRED BY THE STATE YOU PAY, WE SET THE RATE
OLD CAR, NEW CAR, WE DON’T CARE
NO ONE SAID LIFE IS FAIR