Co-written by Number 2 and Number 3, "Barnabus Jones" laments the abuses of a heartless tormentor in a hilarious style. Also a gnarly guitar solo.
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Lyrics
BARNABUS JONES
Barnabus Jones
You killed my mother
Barnabus Jones
She was your lover
I'm gonna get you Barnabus Jones
I'm gonna get you Barnabus Jones
Barnabus Jones
You raped my nana
Barnabus Jones
With a damn banana
Trust cannot be bought, it must be earned from Barnabus Jones
I played with fire, and I got burned by Barnabus Jones
(shredding viruosic guitar solo)
Barnabus Jones
You took my bike
Barnabus Jones
You're such a dyke
He knows no law, he knows no God, Barnabus Jones, Barnabus Jones
Is it because your middle name is Todd? Barnabus Jones, Barney Todd Jones
Barnabus Jones I hate you
Barnabus Jones I hate what you do
I'm gonna get you Barnabus Jones
Barnabus Jones leave me alones
Barnabus Jones
You killed my cat
Barnabus Jones
What's up with that?
I'm the one who set you free, Barnabus Jones, Barnabus Jones
Shame on you, shame on me, Barnabus Jones, Barnabus Jones
(shredding solo)
Mr. Jones the face of evil
A dark scary place where I don't go
Mr. Jones he's so mideval
I can't escape him, no, no, No!!!
The bastard son I never had, Barnabus Jones
Its that he doesnt care that makes me so f**king mad, Barnabus Jones
I'll never speak to another man named Jones, Barnabus Jones
You stole my soul for rock and roll, Barnabus Jones (repeated ad nauseum)