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Lyrics
i got a bible in one hand and a gun in the other
i'm one badass motherf*** er
i got a big belt buckle in the shape of texas
i drink snake venom every morning for breakfast
i got rocks in my boots but i like how they feel
my hands are full of splinters and my balls are full of steel
i ride into to town on a fire-breathing unicorn
and i've had this beard since the day i was born
i ain't got no money i'm poor as sh**
i ain't got no lighter for my cigarette
i ain't got no worries i ain't got no cares
i ain't got no underwear
i ain't got no job no one tells me what to do
i ain't got no home to come home to
so i'm riding through the desert with nowhere to go
but i'm taking my time going nice and slow
my momma kicked me out when i was ten
i think about her every now and then
i ain't got no woman no one loves me
because i smell real bad and i'm butt ugly
last night was so cold all my appendages froze
now i ain't got no fingers i ain't got no toes
what will i do now? i guess nobody knows
how in the hell am i supposed to pick my nose?
i'm a mean damn dirty ass son of a b***
i got lazy eye and a nervous twitch
i tried to see a doctor about both
but the vet told me to go and piss up rope
i'm wanted for murder, larceny, arson, and theft
i got tweety bird tatooed across my chest
i ride into to town on a fire-breathing unicorn
and i've had this beard since the day i was born
i got a bible in one hand and a gun in the other
i'm one badass motherf*** er
i got a big belt buckle in the shape of texas
i drink snake venom every morning for breakfast
i got rocks in my boots but i like how they feel
my hands are full of splinters and my balls are full of steel
i ride into to town on a fire-breathing unicorn
and i've had this beard since the day i was born
i ride into to town on a fire-breathing unicorn
i've had this beard since the day i was born
my bones are tired and my heart is torn
i've had this beard since the day i was born