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wine
alcoholism
corkscrew
Story behind the song
I got to thinking hmmmm.. and then I made it.
Lyrics
Im a lil corkscrew boy
sitting in the utensil drawer
no one knows that I am here
and so I'll just corrode right here
little corkscrew boy
my corrosion is so sweet
it gives me many things to dream of
like going into outer space
or flying way up into my head
litle corkscrew boy
and I think theres something to it
cuzz you know I just about blew it
but I did it
I blew it all out of my head
(now im dead)
everyone knows my names corkscrew boy
and I know that their names nowhere man
everybody wants to be a big shot
but they dont know how to do it
its so easy..
ya just blow it.
and I am in this little drawer
serving fork and measuring spoons
all around me is oblivion
to the things that get washed on a regular basis
little corkscrew boy
I wish theyd hav a glass of wine
then I'd be brought out from time 2 time
and I wish that they would enjoy themselves more
theyre such bores
(oh no)
hey man did ya hear the news?
they brought home a Chablis!
I heard it from the dog the other night
while he was talkin to his little fleas..
everybody wants my use
now that they started drinkin the juice
and I cant see why Im so important to the times..
long stem glasses!
corkscrew boy
and I want to be your friend
as long as youve got some money
so that I can be of some use
to you while you drink up and hav fun!
little corkscrew boy
doantcha realize whats goin on?
ya gotta get it git it goin on..
if you dont you'll just sit there and be poor..
and I wont be IT anymore..
(hit it)
ahh..here he is..
shut up over there..butter knives.
all you spoons better lookout
because I know you get used a lot,
but.. I got it goin on..
and you forks?
fork you...