Christmas song. A funny, light hearted observation of a family Christmas.
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Story behind the song
A fun Christmas song. The audio quality is terrible. This has been taken from a 25 year old cassette tape. Vocals by my late uncle.
Lyrics
I'm dreaming of a bright white Christmas
With plastic dinosaurs and cardboard toys
With little soldiers and yuletide poses
A lot of things for girls and boys.
Remember Santa's riding in his sleigh
And coming to pay you a call
So be on your best behaviour
Or you won't get nothing at all.
Mistletoe meetings Christmas card greetings
Dance with your granny for a treat
Drink yourself sober with your face in your dinner
Feels like you're in heaven it's unique.
Remember Santa's riding in his sleigh
And coming to pay you a call
So be on your best behaviour
Or you won't get nothing at all.
Pull a cracker if you're able
Myself I haven't the charm
At nine o'clock I'll be behind the sofa
With a bottle of beer in my arms.
Remember Santa's riding in his sleigh
And coming to pay you a call
So be on your best behaviour
Or you won't get nothing at all.
So have a good Christmas and don't forget
To remember to forget to remember
Not to drink and drive coz staying alive
You'll see another December