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Wesley M. Dodson Jr. - guitar/vocal
Thomas 'Shengar' Banta - bass
James Edward Jamison - drums
Recorded on a cheapo, 4 track cassette machine in mid 1999, @ The Animal House/ Magnolia, Texas.
I’M BY MYSELF, ALONE AT NIGHT
I CAN’T SEEM TO GET NO PLAY
WHAT I DO WRONG, I MUST DO RIGHT
WHY’S IT SO HARD TO GET LAID?
I’VE GOT MY WHORE SCAN IN FULL GEAR
CAN I OFFER YOU A SNACK?
MAYBE BURBON OR A BEER?
CAN I OFFER YOU SOME CRACK?
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I KNOW YOU ‘MEMBER WHEN I SAID ‘I LOVE YOU’
BUT I DIDN’T MEAN IT
AND I DIG YOUR BOYFRIEND TOO
I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY
PRETTY GIRL LIKE YOU
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THE LOCOMOTION IN MY BED
IS FROM THE ACTION OF MY HAND
I STROKE AND RUB IT TILL IT’S RED
AND WIPE IT OFF WHEN I CAN STAND
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I KNOW YOU ‘MEMBER WHEN I SAID ‘I LOVE YOU’
BUT I DIDN’T MEAN IT
AND I DID YOUR MOTHER TOO
AND NOW YOU’VE BOTH GOT AIDS
PRETTY GIRL LIKE YOU