Big Foot Jerky
© words and music by C. Stewart ( March 12, 2012 )
I'm a get drunk red neck male
Hikin' up rattlesnake trail
That's where I heard mister big foot shout
He wrestled with me into the dirt
But he's the one that got hurt
I'm prepared for war, I've been working out
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now I'm eatin' big foot jerky
It's got a crazy kick
I'll share a piece with you baby
Hope you like it thick
Jerky from the grocery store is mild
I like my jerky like I like my women wild
Yeah I knew I had me somthing big
Not a bobcat, not a pig
A harry beast, most eyes won't ever see
He never made it to the zoo
On display like something new
Cause now his two feet belong to me
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and I'm eatin' big foot jerky
It's got a crazy kick
I'll share a piece with you honey
Hope you like it thick
Jerky from the grocery store is mild
I like my jerky like my women wild
Daddy say I got some guts
Mamma said I must be nuts
And some say I should have set him free
CHORUS...
I'm eatin' big foot jerky
It's got a crazy kick
I'll share a piece with you
Hope you like it thick
Jerky from the grocery store is mild
I like my jerky like my women wild