A tongue-in-cheek fast food jingle, bon appetit mon amie!
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Scribbled down on a napkin in a Wendy's restaurant and recorded in full on a Saturday night. Isabella on piano and a rare appearance by "Lance" (Mike's alter ego conjured up for the CBC Disco Challenge) on backing vocals, LMAO! Initially considered putting it in the "Comedy, Parody" genre but thought it stood up well enough to place it in Alternative.
There was a story in the news last week about a guy that suffered a heart attack while eating a "coronary burger", and the next day a friend got sick from eating Burger King, so this was overdue, bon appetit!
Wendy.................Lyrics and music by VMP
She seeks you out, and lures you in,
Breaks muscle down, to flaccid fat and skin.
She hooks like crack, and dulls the wits,
And now I'm hers, and she's my greasy b*** .
CHORUS
Hey Wendy honey, super size me,
Really want it baby, come and take me.
Hey Wendy honey, super size me,
Really love you Wendy, and you can have me baby.
My sexy temptress, she's dripping hot,
She hunts the weak, and implements her evil plot.
That Baconator, with extra cheese,
Lets make it three, don't hold the grease.