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Uncle Metallica
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Everyone has an uncle like this..or a cousin, a brother, dad, neighbor, or co-worker.
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We play music inspired by old, authentic, GOOD punk rock and heavy metal. None of that wussy emo pop or thugged-out nu rock here. Our music is primal, raucous, comedic, triumphant, and oozing with larger-than-life satire.
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Rock • Punk
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Peak #337
Peak in subgenre #18
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2003 Monkee Torture
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April 15, 2004
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MP3 1.5 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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He's got a taz tattoo and a pot leaf too Cut off sleeves and puffy white shoes He's got no job and he dropped out of school Baron Von Torture thinks he's pretty cool Uncle Metallica - he don't need his own pad Uncle Metallica - he still lives with mom and dad He knows every solo from every single tune He's the center of attention every afternoon Yeah he's making his rounds to the guitar shops An ego-maniac showing off his chops Uncle Metallica - he don't care what you think Uncle Metallica - Beast Ice is his favorite drink Uncle Metallica never goes to work Ain't gonna waste his life as a courtesy clerk He spends every day just-a fixin' his van And jamming all night with his shitty cover band He likes to get his kicks with the aging rocker chix The ladies of the '80s all want to stroke his... mullet! In Springfield Towne, he searches the bars 'Til a special lady takes him out to her car Or to a single room apartment across from the mall He wakes her kids up and throws ‘em out in the hall And when he finally sows his seed He passes on his Uncle Metallica gene Uncle Metallica - Even when he's dead and gone Uncle Metallica - His legacy will live on One more time! Uncle Metallica - He's the king of white trash Uncle Metallica - Never gonna shave his molestache
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