A #1 billboard chart hit from the year 2006, bootlegged and sent here, where it will probably go unnoticed.
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A thirteen-year-old computer hacker from Egypt, freelancing for Octopus, Inc., breaks into the usenet of an alternative universe three years ahead of ours and discovers this song on alt.binaries.mp3, then throws it through the wormhole just before being arrested by the reality police.