The song that made us "famous." Ironically, it's Louis' least favorite. Thanks for making us number one, you diaper-smelling pieces of shit. (I'm joking; I will always love you like a milkshake.)
usa
sex
video games
george w bush
counterstrike
gaming
fart
stiff dick std buttocks g
underage slut
mountain dew
gamers
valve
john kerry
aokay
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Lyrics
I can tell you this story 'cause it happened to me
It was in the middle of the day while walking the streets
While working the curb a young one asked
If he could have a peice of my young ass
Well I said to the guy you can go right ahead
That'll be 10.95 for anal or head
Let me open a beer while you take off your shirt
I lied down on the bed that was covered in dirt
He kissed my thigh as I started to gasp
He was really lousy almost made me laugh
He took off my clothes gave cunnilingus
Couldn't think of a word that rhymes with cunnilingus
I was an underage prostitute
Give me money I'll do you too
Give me enough I'll love you for life
At least for the ten minutes you poke my eye
As the years had started to pass
The less guys put their snake in my grass
They wouldn't pay anymore for my hot pussy
So I turned to murder for my cold dewski
I killed off a local guy for hire
Put that bitch in one hell of a fire
Got paid ten thousand dollars for that one hit
Most I ever got paid and it was easy shit
Now my daughter has gone into hooking
You can contact her online for booking
www.streetgirls.com
If you want her to swallow your cum
She won't do it for free you cheap asshole
You've got to be a better man and pay for your goal
If you want her you better pay up some coin
Or I'll go back into murder and eat your groin
OI! oh! oh! heoh!