The Goofy, Madcap Misadventures of Lowboy Thomas
The Goofy, Madcap Misadventures of Lowboy Thomas
dds metal southern southe
Story behind the song
The Goofy, Madcap Misadventures of Lowboy Thomas
Lyrics
Lowboy Thomas ran a wrecker service.
Undying loyalty to those who deserve it.
Those he didn't know well wrecked and died oh well.
He didn't even care if their poor souls went to hell.
Lowboy was a quacko, chewed on tobbacco.
Made money on the weekends running his trackhoe.
Had about four kids, marriage was on the skids,
never went to jail but the cops knew what he did.
The goofy, madcap misadventures of Lowboy Thomas is not a comedy.
He's a dirty, dirty man who walks the earth hoping to fufill his twisted fantasies.
In the days of yore when Lowboy was just four his dad rented him out as a whore.
And when Lowboy was old and his heart had turned cold he was a pitifull sight to behold.
Lowboy Thomas ran a escort service.
Undying loyalty to those who deserve it.
Those he didn't know well got aids and died oh well.
He didn't even care if their poor souls went to hell.
Lowboy was a bookie.
His kids played hookie.
Made money sellin' crystal meth.
Told him they sold cookies.
Wife was a smack whore, legs were covered with sores.
Never took a bath so the dope didn't escape her pores.
The goofy, madcap misadventures of Lowboy Thomas is not a comedy.
He's a dirty, dirty man who walks the earth hoping to fufill his twisted fantasies.
In the days of yore when Lowboy was just four his dad rented him out as a whore.
And when Lowboy was old and his heart had turned cold he was a pitifull sight to behold.