rock
seattle
jimi hendrix
rock and roll
santa claus
ted nugent
gibson les paul
danspec
layzpig
sgtslicksleeve
Story behind the song
Little Christmas Diddy
Lyrics
Her stockings were slit Good Lawd, All up in her crotch
Awaiting Saint Nick with his fat swollen cock
It had been a whole year, she had waited so long
For that old fat bastard, to suck on his schlong
Santa all drunk, he fell through the door
He shouted with glee, it’s my favorite whore!
He lay on the sofa, a comfortable place
She jumped off the table and sat on his face
A cookie or taco it was hard to tell
She hollered Saint Nick just give it a smell
She ripped off his coat, and out fell his belly
She giggled and reached for her KY jelly
He pumped and he groaned as his hips bucked and reeled
He unleashed a gusher to satisfied squeals
I awoke to her panting, and ran down the hall
There was Saint Nick, She was licking his balls
I reached for my 12 gauge and loud was the click
He screamed to my wife let go of my dick
As he pulled up his pants and ran out the door
He yelled to my wife you’re my favorite whore!
I’ll be back next year It won’t be long
To give you more practice on how to suck schlong