I got a bad haircut
I’m gonna be a big shot
I’m gonna take another shot
I’m gonna try to clean up
I’m gonna be clean cut
I’m gonna tuck my shirt in
I’m gonna stop talking
I’ve got to try and shape up
I got a bad haircut from a lousy barber
Must impress my schoolmates. Must impress my schoolmates
I got a lousy nameplate from my employer
Must impress the industry. Must impress the industry
Everyone said it was great
Everyone said it was great
Everyone said they were so proud
I feel so much better now