Lyrics
Thank You Mr. Santa Claus
? words and music by C. Stewart ( Dec. 13, 2010 )
The palm trees are shivering
As old man winter blows
My garden might end up with
A cucumber in snow
But I've still got the spirit
And a half a case of beer
Ray Charles is singing loud
Christmas time is here
CHORUS....
But we ain't got no chimney
On this old double wide
The doors are locked with
Pit bull's inside
So Santa here's an option that
Might make better sense
Drop our packages over the fence
Bring the twins a doll that wets
With tiny golden curls
A big city diamond ring
For Pearl my favorite girl
And some dirt plowin' tractors
For my country fried boys
And man I'd like a set of drums
So I can make some noise
REPEAT CHORUS....
But we ain't got no chimney
On this old double wide
And grandma's got her
Double barrel inside
So Santa here's an option that
Might make better sense
Drop our packages over the fence
Thank you Mr. Santa Claus
You're a far out dude
Everyone's in love with your
Ho Ho Ho attitude
REPEAT 1st CHORUS....