woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
barefoot and i stepped in shit again
crawled on my hands and knees through broken glass
can't wait to puke my life away
got drunk last night and i sat on my balls
don't think i'll ever get hard again
it doesn't matter cuz my girl left long ago
so now i piss my life away
please shoot me in the face, grab my testicles
cut off my dick and tape it to the wall
please use my nuts as mistletoe
and leave my lying dead in my blood tonite
ate four methadone and three vicodin
don't think i'll ever see straight again
cut off my nose just to see if i was still alive
laid there and bled my life away
