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A song about getting messed up and driving
punk funky comedy losers wigger
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Wannabe wigger rap mixed with punk funk
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood while listening to Joe Bass and the Buckwheat Symphony? The answer is either A. None because he would be indulged in the music and space out, B. None because he would be busy chewing through the wires of the stereo, or C. None because he would kill himself. Are you the woodchuck?
Song Info
Genre
Alternative • Alternative General
Charts
Peak #1,211
Peak in subgenre #331
Author
Ryan Wixted
Uploaded
April 02, 2005
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.2 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
Behind the wheel of my P.O.S. Right after I threw up on my girlfriend's dress Some people tell me that I drink myself silly That I go around and show off my willie By the end of the night, I say I'm a lesbian Pedestrians look like aliens Good old beer has my tummy filled An old lady just became roadkill A fifth of vodka is in my blood Blood is on the windshield after a big thud I honk the horn at things that aren't there I hit fuzzy animals I don't really care I run over a nun or two or maybe three I don't know the number I can't really see I ran over a lawyer what outrageous behavior It's okay cuz that last one was favor I went flying in and out a church I got in a fender bender with a hearse I hit this lady's car and bent her bumper But I still managed to get out and hump her Yes that was me that smashed through your gate Up goes my heart rate as I drive and masturbate I hit a pedestrian on a jog I haven't had this much fun since I had sex with a dog LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
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