1.) Sixty-one keys of Blue Magic- Let this marinate for 11 years with a bass, guitar, drums, pop culture, and a notebook. 2.) Once fully marinated, place in a bowl and continue with recipe. 3.) Grind up seven years worth of composition notebooks and gently mix into imagination- Add one Shake before adding to mix bowl. 4.) Once it starts to smells like cookie dough, put Step 3 into the main mix bowl, 5.) Pour into baking pan and place into a preheated oven for six months at six thousand degrees celsius. 6.) Remove from oven after six months and allow sometime to cool off- Once cooled, spread 2 packets of vanilla frosting across the surface. 7.) Months of ups-and-downs in a world full of bitter problems, and here you have the sweetest recipe for Birthday Cake.