
Merry and Pippin

As Weirs Go Dry As Weirs Go Dry
Beware the giant sucking sound... a parody of the Rolling Stones 'As Tears Go By'. Guitar by KT.

Mild Courses Mild Courses
A parody of the Rolling Stones' 'Wild Horses'. A sad saga of Pippin's digestive woes, featuring the deathless vocals of Merry and guitar work by KT...

Fifty Ways to Pss Off PETA Fifty Ways to P*ss Off PETA
PETA will be fuuuur-i-ous over our roasting of their favorite animals in this parody of Paul Simon's 'Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover'...

Stuck with My Own Superglue Stuck with My Own Superglue
You may get quite 'attached' to this parody of Stealers Wheel's 'Stuck in the Middle with You'.

Parc an Venton Parc an Venton
This was Merry's entry to the Parc an Venton song parody contest (in which entrants had to write a parody using the phrase 'When the Corne is out of Parc an Venton').

It's a Folding Chair It's a Folding Chair
A parody of America's "Sister Golden Hair." Revenge of the lawn (furniture).... Special thanks to Rick Duncan for providing the backing track.

The Mineral Song The Mineral Song
This parody of John Denver's 'Annie's Song' really 'rocks'....

Choosing My Religion Choosing My Religion
Pippin the infidel sings about his confusion... A parody of REM's "Losing My Religion".

Does the Lava Flow or Secrete? Does the Lava Flow or Secrete?
Hear the hobbits get fired up in this parody of the Beatles' "Do You Want to Know a Secret"...

Hens Hens
A parody of young Michael Jackson's "Ben". Pippin singing like one of the severely beschnitten! Pippin realises that his ability to hit the same notes as Michael has diminished over time... Be sure to check the lyrics as you listen!

Predatory Man Predatory Man
A parody of Neil Diamond's "Solitary Man." Pippin attemps country twang in this spoof of outdoorsmen...

Led The Jack Led The Jack
A parody of the Everly Brothers' "Walk Right Back". Ever played cards with someone who weren't themselves playing with a full deck...?

Shitty Flamingos Shitty Flamingos
A parody of Manfred Mann's "Pretty Flamingo." Ever meet one of those people whose yard is just TOO busy...?

Turning Siamese Turning Siamese
A parody of the Vapors' "Turning Japanese." Don't all mongrel cats aspire to something higher? Enjoy Pippin's tongue-twisted gaff at the end of the second to last chorus...!

A Little Flat Flounder, Fried A Little Flat Flounder, Fried
A parody of Johnny Ray's "The Little White Cloud that Cried." Merry sings acapella about very flat food...

You're Caffeine You're Caffeine
A parody of Ringo's "You're Sixteen." Think maybe Starbucks 'll hire us?

Peeled at a Bris Peeled at a Bris
A parody of Bobby Vinton's "Sealed with a Kiss." Merry warbles slightly off key about the woes of the beschnitten male...


My Menstruental Friend My Menstruental Friend
A parody of Herman's Hermits' "My Sentimental Friend." A tribute to 'george with the red hair'...

Funny Kind of Womb Funny Kind of Womb
A parody of the Kinks' "Sunny Afternoon." When the sperm hits the egg...