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name: jessica
age: 23 years old
hometown: pass christain, MS, USA
last login: 12/18/2017
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marital status: In a relationship
sexual orientation: Straight
smoker: Non smoker
drinking habit: I drink socially
socially: I'm shy at first, but warm up quickly
hobbies:texting my friends
favorite bands:AC/DC and Creed
favorite movies:8miles, bring it on series, twilight series, and book of eli
favorite TV shows:scrubs, house, spongebob(lol), and CSI
favorite books:Twilight series and Confession of a drama queen
favorite magazines:J-14, Twist, M, and seventeen
ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
body type: Athletic / Fit
self-rated hotness: 8 - Perfection (when the light hits right)
religion: Not religious
political: Middle of the road
humor: Friendly
lovestyle: Romantic
children: Someday maybe / undecided
education: In High School
living: With parents
employment: Student
 
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Hey ppl my name is Jessica.I live in south Mississippi. and i am 16.

LIKE: talkin n hanging out with friends, texting, horseback riding, spending time with my family and getting on internet.

DISLIKE:ppl telling me what to do and how to do it, drama, and sometime school

BOYFRIEND: Ridley Gilbert aka RJ(17)

BEST FRIENDS: Missi(15), Harley(15), Adrieanna(14) and April(16)

GUY FRIENDS: Ricky(19), Cory(17), James(17), Josh(20), and Anthony

FAVORITE; color: yellow, blue, and black
food: pizza, taco, hamburger, and chicken

If you want to know more about me ADD ME and ask!
improve your grades: There was this boy whose father had just bought a new Mercedes. His father told him he could not get to drive the car unless he improved his grades in school, study the bible and had his hair cut.

A month passed and the father told him, "I'm rather proud of you. You have improved your grades and even your knowledge of the bible is now quite good. But there's one thing and that is, your hair is still long ..."

The boy protested, "But Adam had long hair, and so did Moses. Come to think of it, Jesus had long hair, too."

His father replied, "But they walked."
copy and paste: A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

He Said :

The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added : "And that woman was ... my Mother!"

There was laughter and applause from the audience.

A week later, a top manager trained by that same motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went ; "ah!" with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds ...
wedding night: Shawn and Mabel get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Shawn's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together. In the morning, Mark, Shawn's little brother gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Shawn and Mabel are up yet. She replies, "No." Mark asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."

Mark comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Shawn and Mabel up yet?" She replies, "No." Mark says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."

After school, Mark comes home and ...
PASSWORD REJECTED: A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer. She asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass the female, he told her to enter "penis". Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She almost died laughing at the computer's response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH.
sweet tooth: The other day April and I took off to do a little window-shopping. I didn't care that much for the merchandise in the windows, but every now and again, a female sales clerk would catch my eye.

April caught me at it. "You're like a kid in a candy store!"

"Yeah, well, since I'm married to you, I'm like a kid with diabetes in a candy store."
sick one- liners: Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blow job?
A.) Blow job: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blow job.

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q.) Three words to ruin a man'...
Beer note: A guy walks in a bar, and buys a huge beer. Then he sees someone he knows, and decides to go and say hi to them, but he does not want to drag his beer mug with him.

So he sets it on a table, along with a note "I spit in this beer" hoping that noone will steal it then.

Upon return, he sees another note saying "Me too!"
1 drink, 2 drink, 3 drink, floor: One night in a local pub, a man stumbled up to the only other patron in a bar and asked if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course," came the reply.

The first man then asked, "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replied the second man.

The first man responded, "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of course," replied the second man.

Curious, the first man then asked, "Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin," came the reply.

"I can't believe it, " said the first man. "I'm from Dublin too!"

He continued, "Let's have another drink to Dublin."

"Of course," replied the second man.

Curiosity again struck and the first m...
Too Many Bars: A drunk walks into a bar, sits down and demands a drink.

"Get out" says the bartender. "I don't serve drunks here".

The drunk staggers out the front door, only to come back in through the side door. He sits at the bar, bangs his fist and demands a drink.

"I just told you to get out, didn't I? Now LEAVE!".

The drunk gets off his stool, stumbles out the side door and, comes back inside through the back door. Once again, he sits at the bar and loudly asks for a drink.

The bartender, now glowing mad, looks at the drunk and yells "I TOLD YOU, NO DRUNKS ALLOWED, NOW GET OUT!!!".

The drunk looks up at the bartender and slurs "How many bars do you work at, anyway?". ...
23 Reasons Why Dogs are better than Women : 1. Dogs don't cry.
2. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
4. Dogs think you sing great.
5. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
6. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
7. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
8. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
9. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
10. Dogs are excited by rough play.
11. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
12. Dogs understand that farts are funny.
13. Dogs love red meat.
14. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
15. Anyone can get a good-looking do...
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Beside your jokes it's also pretty funny that "redneck girl" has all hip hop/rap stations
 
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